Yo Momma Jokes

Your Momma Jokes

Your Momma Jokes

Your Momma Jokes for Adults

Your Momma Jokes: The Your Momma Jokes accumulation contains numerous extremly impolite jokes and appauling sickening jokes.
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Your Momma Jokes 1

Yo mama’s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless telephone!

Yo mama’s arms are so short, she has to tilt her make a beeline for scratch her ear!

Yo mama’s mouth so enormous, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow she spits margarine!

Yo mama’s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama’s so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama’s so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

Yo mama’s so poor she can’t bear to focus!

Yo mama’s so bare that she cleaned up and got mentally conditioned!

Yo mama’s so greasy companies purchase their Oil from her!

Yo mama’s so level she’s jealous of the divider!

Yo mama’s so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other individuals’ fingers!

Yo mama’s so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it cooling!

Yo mama’s so lethargic she thinks a two-wage family is the place yo daddy has two jobs!

Yo mama’s so bare you can see whats at the forefront of her thoughts!

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Yo Momma’s So Poor Jokes

Yo Momma’s so poor she uses cheerios as earrings

Yo Momma’s so poor she attempted soul nourishment

Yo Momma’s so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she shouted “who turned of the warmth”!

Yo Momma’s is so poor that your tits are genuine

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Yo Momma’s So Greasy

Your momma’s so greasy she landed a position at the film – buttering popcorn with her leg hair.

Your momma’s so greasy the chip shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry.

Your momma’s so greasy her concept of filtered water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg cook.

Your momma’s so greasy she uses bacon as a band help.

Your momma’s so greasy her freckles slipped off.

Your momma’s so greasy she sweats spread, syrup, excretes jam…and has a full time work at the ‘Flapjack Palace’ wiping pancakes across her forhead.

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Your Mamma Is So Ugly Jokes

Your Mamma is so monstrous her moniker is furry pooter

Your Mamma is so monstrous she uses a line of cosmetics called “Why Bother”

Your Mamma is so monstrous, she went to the washroom and scared the sh!t out of the latrine.

Your Mamma is so monstrous that when she went to loot a bank she didnt need to wear a mask, she just strolled up and said “Put the cash taken care of”

Your Mamma is so monstrous she shaves her pits with a yard trimmer