Yo Momma Jokes

Dirty Yo Mama Jokes

Dirty Yo Mama Jokes

Dirty Yo Mama Jokes for Adults

Yo Mamma’s teeth

“Yo Mamma’s teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it’s not butter”

Yo mama so stupid

“Yo mama so stupid she bought glue to post her picture on facebook”

Yo mommas so fat

“Yo mommas so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets a group discount”

she jumped in the water

Yo mammas so fat she jumped in the water and the water jumped out”

Yo mammas so dumb

“Yo mammas so dumb she locked herself in the supermarket and starved 2 death”

long distance call

Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

She Sat on an Iphone

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an iPad.

Maximum occupancy

Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”

She Stepped on an Airplane

“Yo mamma so fat… she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine”

Yo mamma so old

“Yo mamma so old the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment”

You Were Still Alive

“Yo Mamma so old that when people who haven’t seen her in a while say, ‘I didn’t know you were still alive!”

All You Can Eat Buffet

“Yo mamma so fat she was hoping the hunger games was a new all you can eat buffet.” -AH

Yo mama is so dirty

Yo mama is so dirty she jumped in the ocean and created an oil spill”

10 guys to make her hamburger

“Yo mamma so fat, it takes 10 guys to make her hamburger. (We were at 5 guys when inspiration struck-lol)”

Her Belt Side Is the Size of the Equator

”Yo mamma is so FAT her belt side is the size of the equator Yo mammas so FAT her pants side is… Um.. Um.. BITCH lose some weight. yo mamma is so stupid she brought a giant spoon to the super bowl”

She’s Picked up Fingered 

“Yo mamma is like a bowling ball she’s picked up fingered and throwing in the gutter