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- Soon bundled together with an internet connection and will be selling related products: sunglasses, duck, rubbing ointment for bedsores
- Two schoolboys:
– Why you yesterday was not in school? Where were you?
– In the opera.
– So, do you like it?
– Great browser!
- Life is a complicated thing: some gave up the slack, and here you already stand browser Amigo and Yandex bar.
- – OK, Google, I got a call from heaven and said that they had lost the most beautiful browser.
– Hey, stop it.
- In the Department of discs.
– Can I help you?
– No thanks, I do. Just looking to download more torrents.
- As long as you think, how to download TV series, on the other part of the world your rovest Nik already holds an actively developing business.
- If downloading movies still kills Russian cinema, please tell me exactly what to download to surely?
- – Are you getting married?
– Thanks to the Internet.
– Meeting website?
– No, I go to the theater when the modem is broken.
- Announcement: 55-year-old woman, mother of three programmers who asks someone to teach her not too nutty Internet.
- – I like to go to the opera.
– Wow, you’re so intelligent.
– Well, maybe, but a standard browser.
- By signing a contract with the devil, do not forget to remove the check mark from the “Install Yandex Browser.”
- Half an hour trying to download the book from the Internet, and each second link to the muddled directs. Maybe book something from them?
- – Contact – a country of miracles. I went for an hour. On the day she disappeared.
– I Went with brains. Left – no.
- I’m on the phone for a long time, do not remember, there was a contact named “Hell.” I call them afraid, but sometimes their Happy birthday.
- Case – time fun – hour Internet – night sleep – no, sorry.
- Grandma Sarah liked Skype.
– No, you did see what a thing! And as if we have guests, not to feed.
- Today I go to bed early, almost closed contact, the last time to check the mail, and here dawns outside
- The biggest proof of intelligence in the universe – is that with us no one wants to come into contact.
- The whole world is a computer, and you’re in it – the browser Amigo
- I’m not saying that we behave correctly, but if the aliens arrive, they come into contact with the dolphins.
- They fired after pictures posted in touch with corporate parties called “Monsters, Inc.”.
- Tomorrow exam:
– Okay Google, download the brains online free
- Love on the Internet that dinner on the phone.
- I downloaded Soundtrack Hans Zimmer and went to the store. Now it seems to me that the fate of the world depends on what I choose cheese.
- Skype came up with the Jews – like as you visit, and feed-water is not necessary.
- Detailed forecast for tomorrow: – Number of congratulations to the veterans on the Internet – 62871423
– The number of veterans on the Internet – 0
- Where to download the Christmas mood?
- Oh, how wonderful discoveries we promise not to shut down Skype!
- Bible downloaded on the internet. An update came two days later.
- Earnings on the Internet – is not a myth! You just sit on the internet and earn asking for money from mom
- I used to sit for a long time on the Internet.
I bought a tablet.
Now I’m lying on the Internet.
- I take care of your future. I downloaded the episode a month in advance.
- You’ll never see on the Internet the phrase: “I slept!” because humanity had ceased to sleep just when the Internet appeared.
- Thanks to the Internet, I learned – to burgers are not burned, they need to fry on low heat. Thanks to the internet my chops were cooked slowly!
- Sometimes, when I get bored sitting on the Internet, I go to the phone, as if it another, not so annoying internet.