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Yoga Meditation Jokes & Quotes
Q: How many contemplative monks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb. One to not change the light bulb. One to neither change nor not change the light bulb
Q: What do Yoga meditation and a fudge cake have in common?
A: They each bring you a piece or peace of heaven.
Q: How many Iyengar students does it take to changes a light bulb?
A: Only one, but she’ll need four blankets, a chair, six blocks, and two straps.
Knock knock! Who’s there?
Yoga to try this, it feels amazing!
Two yogis walked into a bar. The third one used it to deepen their practice.
My wife claims to be good at yoga, but I think she’s a poser.
Your pants say yoga, but your butt says McDonalds.
Yoga pants with no butt, is like a wallet with no money.
After my first week of yoga classes, I’m still inflexible, but I’ve really improved my ability to hold in farts for long periods of time.
I tried yoga, but found it a bit of a stretch.
Q: What did the yogi say when his student asked him what he wanted for his birthday?
A: I wish no gifts, only presence
Q: What did the Yogi say to the criminal?
A: You have the right to remain silent!
Q: Why didn’t the yogi buy the vacuum cleaner?
A: It came with too many attachments!
Q: What did the yogi tell his restless student?
A: Don’t just do something – Sit there!
Q: What did the yogi say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything!
Q: How did the yoga teacher accidentally kill his pet?
A: His karma ran over his dogma
Q. What did the sign in the window of the yoga master searching for a new disciple say?
A. Inquire within!
Q. Why did the yogi refuse anesthesia when having his wisdom teeth removed?
A. He wanted to transcend-dental-medication!
Q: What did the yogi say to his dog?
A: Nama, stay!
Q: How many Bikram teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to preheat the new bulb, one to screw it in and one to remind the light bulb changer to “Lockyourknees, Lockyourknees!”
Q: What does a dyslexic cow say?
Q: What’s the hardest yoga pose to master?
A: Corpse Pose. You only get it right once.
Q: What do you call women doing yoga in see through Lululemon pants?
Q: What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?
Q: What’s the most romantic kind of yoga position a man can do?
Q: What was the woman angry after her yoga class?
A: She was bent out of shape.
Q: What do you get when you combine Starbucks and a yoga class?
A: I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.
Q: What do Yoga meditation and an apple peeler have in common?
A: They both take you to the core.