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20 Coolest Swimming Jokes For Laughs At The Beach

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Jump into the profound end with these humorous swimming jokes!

Q: Why won’t they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
A: Because they might let down their trunks.

Q: Why is swimming like sex?
A: When it’s good, it’s really, really good. And when it’s bad…..it’s still pretty good.

Q: What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?
A: Tide!

Q: What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener?
A: One with great seed times!

Q: What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?
A: Tide

Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer?
A: He could only do the crawl

Q: Why can elephants swim whenever they want?
A: They always have trunks with them!

Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
A: BUTTER-fly!

Q: What is a polar bear’s favorite stroke?
A: Blubber-fly!

Q: What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener?
A: One with great seed times!

Q: What do you call a competitive swimmer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless

Q: Why did the teacher jump into the water?
A: She wanted to test the water!

Q: Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?
A: They didn’t like meets!

Q. What word looks the same backward and upside down?
A. Swims

Q. What do a dentist and a swim coach has in common?
A. They both use drills!

Q: Where do zombies like to go swimming?
A: The Dead Sea

Q: How do swimmers clean themselves?
A: They wash up on shore!

Q: Why wasn’t the blonde afraid when she saw a shark while she was swimming in the water?
A: Because it was a man-eating shark!

Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race

Q: What kind of fish can’t swim?
A: A dead one

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