Q: What do they call a boxer who gets whipped by a Klitschko sibling in a battle?
An: A sore washout.
Q: Did you catch wind of the new Mike Tyson PC?
An: It has two bytes and no memory
Q: What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?
A: You’re EARresistable
Q: Does a match box?
A: No, yet a tin can!
Q: Why do boxers have “TGIF” composed on their boxing shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
Q: Why is Wladimir Klitschko a crossword riddle boxer?
A: You enter the ring vertical and leave level!
Q: What do you call a gay boxer?
A: Fruit Punch!
Q: What is a boxers most loved part of a joke?
A: The punch line!
Q: What does Manny Pacquiao plan to compose on Floyd Mayweathers gravestone?
A: “You can quit tallying. I’m not getting up.”
Q: How are a Bud Light jug and a boxer alike?
A: They are both unfilled from the neck up.
Q: What’s the contrast between a hockey game and a fight?
An: In a hockey game, the battles are genuine.
Q: Why don’t boxers engage in sexual relations before a battle?
A: They don’t favor each other.
Q: Did you see the grant winning boxing toon for children?
A: The Rocky Balboa and Raging Bullwinkle Show.
Q: Did you find out about the new sexual position called “Smaller person Boxing”?
An: It’s the point at which the young lady gets on her knees and gives you a few blows.
Q: How would you make an organic product punch?
A: Give it boxing lessons.
Q: Why did Mike Tyson say a final farewell to his better half?
An: Ear-Reconcilable Differences
Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the battle?
A: No doltish an Eye for an Eye!
Q: How come Mike Tyson’s eye’s water amid sex?
Q: What did Ricky Hatton’s supervisor let him know inbetween rounds amid a battle with Floyd Mayweather Jr?
A: “Let him hit you with his left for a little while. Your face is slanted.”
Q: How awful is a Floyd Mayweather emergency?
A: So awful Al Gore is making a narrative about it!
Q. What has four legs and no ears?
A. Mike Tyson’s canine.