21 Boxing Jokes With a Funny Quick Punchline

Boxing Jokes

Q: What do they call a boxer who gets whipped by a Klitschko sibling in a battle?

An: A sore washout.

Q: Did you catch wind of the new Mike Tyson PC?

An: It has two bytes and no memory

Q: What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?

A: You’re EARresistable

Q: Does a match box?

A: No, yet a tin can!

Q: Why do boxers have “TGIF” composed on their boxing shoes?

A: Toes Go In First.

Q: Why is Wladimir Klitschko a crossword riddle boxer?

A: You enter the ring vertical and leave level!

Q: What do you call a gay boxer?

A: Fruit Punch!

Q: What are a boxers most loved part of a joke?

A: The punch line!

Q: What does Manny Pacquiao plan to compose on Floyd Mayweather’s gravestone?

A: “You can quit tallying. I’m not getting up.”

Q: How are a Bud Light jug and a boxer alike?

A: They are both unfilled from the neck up.

Q: What’s the contrast between a hockey game and a fight?

An: In a hockey game, the battles are genuine.

Q: Why don’t boxers engage in sexual relations before a fight?

A: They don’t favor each other.

Q: Did you see the grant-winning boxing toon for children?

A: The Rocky Balboa and Raging Bullwinkle Show.

Q: Did you find out about the new sexual position called “Smaller person Boxing”?

An: It’s the point at which the young lady gets on her knees and gives you a few blows.

Q: How would you make an organic product punch?

A: Give it boxing lessons.

Q: Why did Mike Tyson say a final farewell to his better half?

An: Ear-Reconcilable Differences

Q: What did Louis Farrakhan say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No doltish an Eye for an Eye!

Q: How come Mike Tyson’s eye’s water amid sex?

A: Mace

Q: What did Ricky Hatton’s supervisor let him know in between rounds amid a battle with Floyd Mayweather Jr?

A: “Let him hit you with his left for a little while. Your face is slanted.”

Q: How awful is a Floyd Mayweather emergency?

A: So awful Al Gore is making a narrative about it!

Q. What has four legs and no ears?

A. Mike Tyson’s canine.

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