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10 Buddhist Jokes That’ll Make You Die Laughing

Buddhist Jokes

Q: What did the Buddhist advice the way to-entryway sales representative who went to his home offering vacuum cleaners?
A: Too numerous connections!

Q: What happens when a Buddhist turns out to be completely caught up with the PC he is working with?
A: He enters Nerdvana.

Q: Why are government officials verification of resurrection?
A: You can’t understand that sank up one lifetime.

Q: What did the Buddhist say to the sandwich merchant at the ball game?
A: Make me one with everything!

Q: Did you catch wind of the extraordinary failure fat religion?
An: “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha” My karma kept running over my authoritative opinion…

Q: What did the sign in the religious community hunting down new friars say?
An: Inquire inside! In this way, I hear rebirth is making a rebound.

Q: what number Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light?
A: Three – one to change it, one to not transform it and one to both change and not transform it.

The Master: I’ve never met somebody so negligent in my life. Keep doing awesome.
The Disciple: Thank you, Master, I didn’t have faith in rebirth the last time, either.

I hear the Dalai Lama as of late let go his cultivator, who had a degree incarnations yet didn’t burrow resurrections.

After the man got his sandwich, he gave the merchant a $20 bill. The seller just grinned. The man, maddened, requested, “Where is my change.” The seller answered, “O, one with everything, change originates from inside.”

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