Pick Up Lines

Pokemon Pick Up Lines Only True Pokemon Fans Will Understand

funny pokemon pick up lines

Is it true that you are a Pikachu? Since you are shockingly excellent.

Do you wanna fight? ‘Cuz my balls are primed and ready!

My adoration for you blazes like a Charizard’s tail.

On the off chance that I was a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

On the off chance that I was a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.

Taking a gander at your rear end makes my bulba take off.

Need to enroll your number in my PokeNav?

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or would you say you are only upbeat to see me?

I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.

When I take a gander at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.

You help me to remember Pokemon, I simply need to Pikachu.

Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?

When I’m around you, I resemble a Geodude, as hard as a stone!

I have Masterballs infant.

Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?

I think I require a Paralyze Heal, in light of the fact that you’re shocking.

My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.

Is it accurate to say that you are a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I fondle a level.

On the off chance that you were a Pokemon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!

Do you wanna LICKILICKY my yucky sticky.

My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you any longer.

Do you wanna see what’s in my ball pack?

Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?

Like an Umbreon, I additionally advance during the evening.

Could I treat you with my sunkern?

How might you like me to utilize my Onix to BIND you to my bed?

My Gyarados is sufficiently big for you to ride it ALL day and night.

Hey child, wanna SPOINK?

Your more delightful than a Beautifly.

How about we have our very own Togepi!

Need my Caterpie to utilize String Shot on you?

I’d like to get in your stone passage.

What’s your most loved move? Mine is LICK.

You’ll be WEEZING after I’m finished with you.

You have the lips of a Jynx!

Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?

You make my Darkrai rise.

You help me to remember Deoxys, you’re wild.

Those are some pleasant HOOTHOOTS you arrived.

I simply need to stick it in your wooper.

The name’s cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that privilege.

My Kadabra simply utilized Future Sight, and it would seem that we have a future together.

How might you want to see my viridian woodland, well it’s not so much viridian.

You should come and see my safari zone.

Need to ride my emPOLEon?

You’re such a decent catch, i think i’ll utilize my lone MASTER BALL on you.

We should make like a Super Rod and connect.

I’m going to Hoppip into your jeans.

My Shellder needs to cinch onto your Slowpoke’s tail!

Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can utilize water weapon. – wink –

Sexually transmitted disease’s resemble Pokemon infant, gotta get them all! Wanna bail me out?

Do you like Pokeballs on the grounds that you’re going to get truly near one of mine.

I want to be a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.

How about we make RegiLove!

Need to Link your link onto me?

I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.

You put the “Squirm” in Wigglytuff.

Aipom’s truly great with his hands, as am I.

I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

On the off chance that I was a Pokemon at this moment, I’d be an Erectabuzz

On the off chance that you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win ahead of all comers in the Beauty/Cuteness classification.

I believe we’re going to require Defog (HM05) before the night is finished.

I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin’.

My Typhlosion knows Eruption.

You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my jeans.

You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island spring of gushing lava.

You should be a Charmander in light of the fact that you’re getting me hot.

We should make like the pages of this manual and get under the spreads.

Child, I’m a Mismagius. I’ll make the majority of your most out of this world fantasies work out.

My Lickitung can achieve further than you can envision!

Try not to make me use Water Gun all over you!

Is it accurate to say that you are from the Hoenn Region? ‘Cuz you’re the main HO I see.

I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.

I’m a genuine Machamp, if you catch my drift.

You should utilize REST, so i can lay down with you.

My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!

You put the “Twofold D” in Dodou.

I heard Meowth’s by all account not the only mischievious pussy around the local area.

Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?

Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?

Your going to require a HYPERPOTION when i’m finished with you.

You put the “BONE” in Cubone.

You set my Chimchar ablaze.

I’ll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.

My Diglett’s pulled in to your SWEET SCENT.

Did you utilize CONFUSE RAY?, cuz you’re making me woozy.

Do you wanna see my NUGGETS? I’d POUND you with my Piplup.

You make me RY-HORNY!

You just gave me a Cubone.

My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.

I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.

I can make your Milktanks moo.

I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and advance together.

Hey, I are very brave pokemon, would you like to touch my pokeballs to see exactly how incredible they are?

In the event that you were a pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!

We should go make our very own Mewtwo.

I want to be a Magikarp, so I could utilize SPLASH on you!

My Exeggcute are quite frail.

We should fight so they can get some experience.

Wanna watch my EKANS advance?

I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, yet I neglected to utilize my Milktank.

You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!

I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.

In the event that I were a Ghastly, I’d leak directly through your jeans.

You give my Gengar that grin.

In the event that I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.

Is that a TANGELA down there?

Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?

Will you utilize ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?

I want to be an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your room.

On the off chance that I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your jeans off.

It really is great that I’m a pokemon mentor and can deal with your Jigglypuffs!

On the off chance that I were a Clefairy, I’d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

Do you have a Ditto in your pocket since I can see myself in your jeans.

My Magikarp knows somewhat more than SPLASH if you catch my drift.

I get a kick out of the chance to contrast myself and Smeargle…I’m really convenient with a paintbrush.

I believe I’m going to require a Burn Heal in light of the fact that you’re hot.

You put the “cool” in Tentacool.

Why not and me do a reversal to my rec center and have a stripped fight.

Would you like to help my ekans learn intercourse?

starMiE and starYU have a place together do you get the message?

I need to Squirtle everywhere on your Jigglypuffs.

I have an Onyx, and in the event that you approach my place I’ll demonstrate to you his turn Earthquake (TM 27).

I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be within you.

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