Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines for Women And Girls Only To Pick Up Guys

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Is your name David? Since I’m almost certain you could have just be made because of Michelangelo.

You resemble a diligent employee. I have an opening you can fill.

I know why they call it a beaver. Since I’m kicking the bucket for some wood.

What’s your name? Since I’ll be shouting it throughout the night.

I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, need to help me test the case that it won’t kiss off?

I’m having a deal in my room. My garments are 100% off.

Do you work at Subway? Since I could truly go for a footlong.

On the off chance that I let you know I worked at Home Depot, would you give me a chance to handle your instrument?

Is it true that you are a flame? Since I’m going to blow you.

Need to give me an australian kiss? It resembles french kissing, however you’re going down under.

Is it true that you are a burger? Since you can be the meat between my buns.

I’m French Horny for your Tromboner.

Wanna make a fish palette? You take your mussels back to my place and I’ll demonstrate to you my shellfish.

Do you know how to drive stick? Since I beyond any doubt as hellfire do.

Do these vibe genuine to you?

Is it accurate to say that you are a taxidermist? Alright, wanna take a stab at stuffing my kitty in any case?

Do you eat tacos? Since my Taco Bell is open.

I have the buns, do you have the frank?

Do you know what’d look great on you? Me.

Is my vagina crying, or would you say you are simply attractive?

In my nursing class we simply figured out how to bathe individuals… will I rehearse on you?

I need your substance rocket in my hot pocket.

In the event that I let you know I worked for UPS, would you give me a chance to handle your bundle?

Upbeat Alentine’s Day… I’ll give you the “V” later.

I’m not wearing any socks. What’s more, I have the undies to coordinate.

My body has 206 Bones. Need to give me another?

I don’t feel so great. I think I require a fix of penis-illin.

You know what might improve your face look? On the off chance that I sat on it.

Hello there. I have a vagina.

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