On the off chance that I were a drum I’d given you a chance to blast me throughout the night!
You should be a choir chief, since you make my heart sing!
This cello isn’t the main enormous wood between my legs.
Is it accurate to say that you are a trumpet player? Since you beyond any doubt are makin’ me horny!
I may not be Mumford, but rather would you like to have my children?
We should make some sweet music together, nectar.
You can tickle my ivories at whatever time, child.
I can make you hit all the high notes!
You had me at cello.
Pardon me, do you have confidence in premarital sax?
Might you want to play my organ?
I’d like to finger your fuss board.
Woodwind players give some shoddy trills.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Great young men merit more than simply fudge.
Young lady, you give me a tromboner.
Save a drum, blast a drummer.
This reed isn’t the main thing I can get wet.
That is a decent arrangement of hammers you have.
Damn young lady, you’re lookin’ sharp!
I’d adoration to strum your g-string
I simply lost my occupation and might be Baroque, yet that doesn’t mean I can’t demonstrate to you a decent time.
Maybe you and your companion might want to play a trio with me?
The cushions on my MPC2000XL aren’t the main thing I’ll be slamming this evening.
My embouchure is useful for more than simply playing the trumpet, if you catch my drift.
I wager that woodwind isn’t the main thing you know how to blow.
Moderate down young lady, you’re giving me a woodwind.
You wanna oil my slide?
You should be a fourth or a fifth, since you’re simply great!
I wager we’d get into some genuine Treble together.
Call me AC/DC, since I’m going to shake all of you night long!
The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to “return home to you,” however I’ll improve.
I’ll sit through a whole Nickelback show.
How about we play an affection diversion. I’ll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I’ll give you a chance to take a ride on my disco stick. Authors dependably score.