One Liner

Witty One Liners

Witty One Liners

Make the most of our gathering of witty one liners, after all that is the thing that they are here for!

Speculative Joke

Imagine a scenario where there were no theoretical circumstances.

When You Grow Up Joke

Grown-ups are continually asking little children what they need to be the point at which they grow up in light of the fact that they’re searching for thoughts. ~Paula Poundstone

War Joke

War does not figure out who is correct – just who is cleared out.

Frisbee Joke

I asked why the frisbee was getting greater, and afterward it hit me.

Guidance Joke

Take my recommendation; I don’t utilize it at any rate.

Politically Correct Joke

Nothing political is right.

Joke About Being Unique

Never forget you’re one of a kind, much the same as everyone else.

Music Joke

In the event that the music’s too noisy you’re excessively old.

Numbering Joke

3 sorts of individuals: the individuals who can number and the individuals who can’t.

Fortunes Joke

I get enough practice simply pushing my luckiness!