One Liner

Funny Animal One Liners

Funny Animal One Liners

Funny Animal One Liners

“Raccoons”? Gracious, you mean trash pandas?

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What do a partially blind gynecologist and a puppy have in like manner? A wet nose.

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Nothing says’ I cherish my canine’ very like spending more cash on his hair style than you do your own.

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The reason a pooch has such a large number of companions is that he wags his tail rather than his tongue.

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She needed a puppy. Be that as it may, I didn’t need a puppy. So we traded off and got a puppy.

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What makes men pursue ladies they have no goal of wedding? The same urge that makes mutts pursue autos they have no expectation of driving.

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I have to begin giving careful consideration to stuff. Discovered today my wife and I have separate names for the feline.

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Did you realize that dolphins are smart to the point that inside of a couple of weeks of bondage, they can prepare individuals to remain on the very edge of the pool and toss them fish?

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I in some cases watch winged creatures and marvel “In the event that I could fly who might I poo on?”

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Hey child, wanna play lion? Alright. You go stoop in that spot and I’ll toss you my meat.

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What has got two legs and drains? A large portion of a puppy!

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Young lady, you got a bigger number of legs than a can of chicken!

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Where do you get virgin fleece from? Appalling sheep.

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Why the chicken cross the street? To search for his cockerel.

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I’m being overseen by Don King once more

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Why did the pig give his better half a case of confection? It was Valenswine’s Day.

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On the off chance that a giraffe had a sore throat, what number of capsules would it have to improve it?

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On the off chance that the type of food you eat will affect you general health, then my canine is a number cruncher.

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Young lady, on the off chance that you were a camel, I’d bump you!

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What did the kid octopus say to the young lady octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

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Where do you discover a no-legged puppy? Right where you cleared out him.

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What happens when you drop a whale in a dangerous situation? Her: What? You: It breaks the ice. Hello there, i’m (your name)

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Is it accurate to say that you are a termite? Cause you’re going to have a mouth brimming with wood.

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Why do dark dowager bugs murder their guys subsequent to mating? Penis envy.

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What did the kid feline say to the young lady feline on Valentine’s Day? You’re purrr-fect for me!