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Funny Fighting One Liners

Two wrongs don’t make a right, take your parents as an example.

I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.

If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

Yo’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

I would love to insult you… but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can’t count that high.

Looking at you, I understand why some animals eat their young.

Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!

America is a nation which produces natives who will cross the sea to battle for majority rule government yet won’t cross the road to vote.

Getting up at the beginning of today was an educational ordeal.

Closest companions: Ready to pass on for each other, however will battle to the demise in the course of the last cut of pizza.

Fighting for peace resemble fucking for virginity.

I didn’t battle my way to the highest point of the evolved way of life to be a veggie lover.

Never get into battles with revolting individuals, they don’t have anything to lose.

Join The Army, visit colorful spots, meet odd individuals, then slaughter them.

The issue with inconvenience shooting is that inconvenience shoots back.

Adoration’s a great deal like a slug in that the way out as a rule causes the most harm.

My better half and I had a two-hour quarrel over regardless of whether we were fighting.

At the point when enticed to battle fire with flame, recollect that the Fire Department more often than not utilizes water.

Why don’t the foes of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles simply flip them on their backs?

Me: how about we go along these lines. Shopping basket: no.

War is God’s method for showing Americans topography.

I got in a battle one time with a huge person, and he said, “I’m going to clean the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll too bad.” He said, “Goodness, yes? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t have the capacity to get into the corners extremely well.”

He may have a decent car yet I have a quick sleigh

Tossing corrosive isn’t right, in a few people’s eyes.

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