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Superhero Jokes

Superhero Jokes for Adults

A great collection of Superhero Jokes you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share funny superhero jokes with your friends and family.

Superhero Jokes and Pick up Lines

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Q: What is it called when Iron Man does a truck wheel?

An: A Ferrous Wheel!

Hyuk, hyuk

Do you have any? Giggles all around.

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Q: What is Nightcrawler’s concept of sentiment?

A: Wham, BAMF, Thank you ma’am

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Q: What does Peter Parker tell individuals when they approach him what he accomplishes professionally?

An: “I’m a web planner”.

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Batman and Robin are exploring nature in the desert, set up their tent and are snoozing.

A few hours after the fact, Batman wakes his dedicated companion. “Robin, take a gander at the sky and let me know what you see.” Robin answers, ” I see a great many stars.”

“What does that let you know?” asks Batman.

Robin contemplates for a moment.

“Cosmically talking, it lets me know that there are a huge number of worlds and possibly billions of planets. Celestially, it lets me know that Saturn is in Leo. Sequentially, it has all the earmarks of being more or less a quarter past three.

Religiously, its clear the Lord is all-intense and we are little and unimportant.

Meteorologically, it appears we will have a wonderful day tomorrow.

What does it let you know, Batman?”

Batman is noiseless for a minute, then talks: ” Robin, you imbecile, somebody has stolen our tent.”

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Q: What is the distinction between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

An: Iron Man is a superhero. Iron lady is a summon.

Pretty sexists I know, got a laugh however.

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Q: What is the distinction between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

An: Iron Man is a superhero. Iron lady is a summon.

Pretty sexists I know, got a laugh however.

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Q: What is Doctor Octopus’ most loved month

An: OCTober

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Q: What is spiderman’s most loved month?

A: Web-ruary

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Q: What is a superhero’s most loved piece of the joke?

A: The “punch” line!

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Why does Punchclops get into such a variety of battles?

Since he’s continually seeing red.

How did Wolverine beat Gambit at poker?

He utilized his mutant managing variable!

Better believe it, ok…I’ll stick to the funnies.

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Q: Why is Superman’s shirt so tight?

A: Because its a size S!

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Superman was feeling exhausted after a long dash of wrongdoing battling and needed to go out and party, so he called Batman to inquire as to whether he needed to go to a club and get a few young ladies.

Batman said Robin was sick and he needed to care for him.

A bit disillusioned, Superman called Spiderman to check whether he fancied a couple of lagers. Spiderman let him know he had a date with Cat Woman.

If all else fails, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman’s loft to check whether she was free. As he arrived on her gallery, he saw Wonder Woman stripped on the bed with her legs totally open.

Superman pondered internally: “I’m speedier than a speeding projectile, I could be in there, have intercourse, and be out again before she recognized what was going on.”

So Superman did his super thing in a divide second and flew from joyfully.

Then on the bed, Wonder Woman said: “Did you hear something?”

“No!” said the Invisible Man, “Yet my Language! indeed damages like damnation!”

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Why does nobody stare at the TV at the X-Factor HQ?

They no more have Cable.

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