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Puns About Friends

A great collection of Puns you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share these funny puns with your friends and family.

Pun Jokes

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Two man-eaters are eating a jokester. One man-eater swings to the next and asks, “This taste interesting to you?”

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Did you catch wind of the gentleman whose entire left side was cut off? He’s OK now.

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I’m perusing a book about repulsive force. It’s difficult to put down.

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I asked why the baseball was getting greater. At that point, it hit me.

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What is the contrast between a pleasantly dressed man on a tricycle and an unkempt man on a bike? A tire.

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I can’t accept I got terminated from the datebook industrial facility. Everything I did was take a free day.

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I’m sincerely clogged up. I haven’t cared at all in days.

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It’s difficult to disclose jokes to natural pilferers because they take things truly.

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I used to think the mind was the most imperative organ. At that point I thought, look what’s letting me know that.

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The dwarf crystal gazer who slaughters his clients is a little medium on the loose.

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An agriculturist in the field with his dairy animals numbered 196 of them, yet when he gathered them together, he had 200.

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What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.

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What is Bruce Lee’s most loved beverage? Wataaaaah!

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On the off chance that you need to catch a squirrel simply climb a tree and act like a nut.

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So this fellow with an untimely discharge issue bewilders everyone in the vicinity.

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A mystical performer was strolling down the road and transformed into a supermarket.

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A visually impaired man strolls into a bar. What’s more, a table. What’s more, a seat.

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Why not ever see hippopotamus stowing away in trees? Since they’re better than average at it.

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Did you find out about the Mexican train executioner? He had trains.

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How does NASA sort out their organization parties? They planet

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Why wouldn’t you be able to hear a pterodactyl go to the washroom? Since the “P” is noiseless.

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What sort of shoes do ninjas wear? Shoes.

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Why does Snoop Dogg convey an umbrella? Fo shower.

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Did you find out about the new corduroy cushions? They’re standing out as truly newsworthy all around!

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Why was six anxious about seven? Since seven was a surely understood six wrongdoer.

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What time is it when you need to go to the dental practitioner? Tooth-hurty.

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My companion as of late got smashed by a heap of books. However, he’s just got his rack at fault.

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What did Jay-Z call his better half before they got hitched? Feyoncé.

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Time flies like a bolt, natural product flies like a banana.

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What number of children with ADHD does it take to change a light? How about we go play on our bicycles.

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What do you call Hazardous precipitation? A downpour of dread.

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What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not certain, but rather the banner is a major in addition to.

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Two fish are in a tank. One swings to the next and asks “How would you drive this thing?”

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Why can’t a bicycle remain all alone? It’s two tired

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