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Hurricane Katrina Jokes

Hurricane Katrina Jokes Funny

Hurricane Katrina Jokes Funny

A great collection of Hurricane Katrina Jokes you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share these hurricane jokes humor with your friends and family.

Hurricane Katrina Jokes and Quotes

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Q: Why did Michael Jackson volunteer to help Hurricane Katrina casualties? A: Because New Orleans now has the most astounding amassing of kids wearing wet clothing.

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Q: What is Disney’s new energized film in view of the disaster typhoon Katrina brought on? A: “Discovering Negros”

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Q: Why did the Black man hop? A: To get to the following rooftop!

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A man swims into a bar… Barkeep says “hey, whats with the butt nugget on your head?” The fellow says, “Hellfire, that is no piece of poop, its a Republican CARE Package!”

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The FBI have expressed they have verification that Al Quaeda is in charge of the New Orleans surges … they are venturing up their chase for a Suicide Plumber

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Daisy Duke has been assaulted in the New Orleans superdome. Sheriff Roscoe has told journalists ” Daisy has took it up the ENUS & is strolling some what BO-LEGGED anyway she is GENERAL-LEE feeling alright.

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Q: Why did the Dow Jones close up 200 focuses the day Hurricane Katrina hit A: They figured the unemployment rate would go down.

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Q: How is New Orleans Super vault like the financial backing shortfall? A: They are both in major trouble!

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They made a motion picture “White Men Can’t Jump” in the mid 90s. After Katrina they are arranging a revamp “Dark Men Can’t Swim”.

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Q: What is the New Orleans Anthem? An: “Under the Sea” from the Disney Movie “The Little Mermaid”

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What happened at the substantial metal show to advantage Katrina casualties? It was crossed out when the Scorpions began singing “Rock you like a Hurricane”.

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The Mayor of New Orleans has denied dropping Mardi Gras this year, actually he said today “I expect a record number of buoys on Main St this year!”

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