We’re not precisely slender proper here at Jokes4laugh either so we’re basically poking amusing at ourselves proper here and simply no offence is supposed.
There’s not anything slim about this big collection of funny fats jokes and one liners!
So please revel in these humorous fat jokes.
- A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: “Is this cabin for elephants only?”The fat man humbly replies: “No! Even monkeys like you can sit!”
- What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
- I wouldn’t need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not people I used to know got fat.
- You never hear skinny people saying, ‘Im just small boned.’
- She’s not fat. She’s just so sexy that it overflows.
- I forgot to go to the gym today! That’s 10 years in a row now…
- If fatty means “full of fat,” shouldn’t skinny mean “full of skin”?
- A fat lady says to Big Bertha: I have had it with dieting… I lost two pounds last week and nobody noticed.
- Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A FAT PERSON?Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS.
- THERE’S ONLY ONE THING THAT KEEPS ME OFF MY DIET…
- Is Elizabeth Taylor fat?Her favorite food is seconds.
- If you do not send me a diet joke, you will gain twenty pounds this year.Don’ believe me? “JUST YOU WEIGHT!!!”
- Q: HOW DO YOU GET A FAT KID TO LOSE WEIGHT?A: YOU PAY THE ICE CREAM MAN TO KEEP ON DRIVING.
- “I’m allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.””Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.”
- I was born a fat baby on the first day of the year.
I lose a piece of me every month that passes.
When it reaches the end of the year,
I will be nothing but an old skeleton.
What am I?
Answer: I am a calendar.
- There are two fat guys under an umbrella without either one of them getting wet. How can that be?A: It was not raining.
- FAT ELEPHANT AND FAT MONKEY JOKE:A man sees a fat man sitting in a train cabin. Taunting, he asks: “Is this cabin for elephants only?”The fat man humbly replies: “No! Even monkeys like you can sit!”
- FAT POLICEMAN JOKE:What not to say to a fat policeman:I thought you had to be in shape and good physical condition to be a police officer.
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