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Easter Jokes

Easter Jokes

Easter Jokes and Cartoons

A great collection of Easter Jokes you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share these funny easter jokes with your friends and family.

Easter Jokes for Kids

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Q: What happened toward the Easter Bunny when he acted mischievously at school?

A: He was egg-spelled!

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Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny got his head in the fan?

An: It took ears off his life!

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Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s most loved game?

A: Basket-ball

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Q: Where did the Easter Bunny go to class?

A: John Hop-families University

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Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the bubbling water?

An: It’s going to take for a spell to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!

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Q: What might you get in the event that you crossed the Easter Bunny with an acclaimed French general?

A: Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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Q: Why was the father Easter egg so strict?

A: He was hard-bubbled

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Q: How did the Easter Bunny dry himself in the wake of getting wet in the downpour?

A: With a rabbit dryer

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Q: Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.?

A: Because their link was mixed

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Q: Why did the Easter egg stow away?

A: He was somewhat chicken

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Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit he had always wanted?

A: They lived hoppily ever after

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Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit as a fiddle?

A: He does bunches of bunny obics

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Q: What might you get in the event that you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese sustenance?

A: Hop suey

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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so resentful?

A: He was having an awful bunny day

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Q: What’s huge and purple and embraces your Easter wicker bin?

A: The Easter Barney

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Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

A: From Eggplants

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Q: How does the easter bunny stay solid?

A: By doing egg-cercise

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Q: What do you call a lethargic Easter egg?

An: Eggs-austed

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Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?

A: They’re both acclaimed for stuffing wicker bin

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Q: What do you call a bunny with a lexicon in his pants?

An: A smarty pants

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Q: What day does an Easter egg abhor the most?

A: Fry-day

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with toxin ivy?

An: A rash of good fortunes

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Q: Why won’t Easter eggs go out around evening time?

A: They would prefer not to get “beat up”

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