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42 Shower Jokes To Make Your Partner Laugh in a Bath Tub

Funny Jokes About Bathroom And Shower

Do you want to make your partner laugh in a bath tub? Here are 42 shower jokes to make your partner laugh in a bath tub.

    • What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
      After a week he was spotless!
    • Are you going to take a bath?
      No, I’m leaving it where it is.
    • My mother says I look just like an animal. when I’m in the bath – a little bear.
    • Mum, does God use the bathroom?
      No, what a funny question!
      Then why did Dad say this morning, ‘Oh, God, are you still in there?’
    • The Big Boss had sent two small time thieves to steal a van Load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One
      stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store, the two came face to face. “Where have you been?” demanded the worried look out. “The boss told me to
      take a bath, but I couldn’t find the soap and a towel.”
    • What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath?
      One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
    • Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
      Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
      Stan: In the bathroom
      Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
      Stan: Blindfold them!
    • May: What position does your brother play in the school football team?
      Jay: I think he’s one of the drawbacks!
    • Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night!
      Ed: You were? What did you do?
      Ned: I took a bath!
    • A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. ‘Can you give me a room and bath?’ he asked the
      clerk. ‘I can give you a room,’ the clerk said. ‘But you’ll have to take the bath by yourself!’

    • What kind of bath can you take without water?
      A sun bath.
    • When a dirty kid has finished taking a shower, what is still dirty?
      The bathtub.
    • Where does a vampire take a bath?
      In the bat-room (bathroom).
    • What criminal doesn’t take baths?
      A dirty crook.
    • Why did the robber take a bath?
      So he could make a clean getaway.
    • What do you call the ring that worms leave around the bath?
      The scum of the earth!
    • What dog loves to take bubble baths?
      A shampoodle !
    • Which villains steal soap from the bath?
      Robber ducks.
    • Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath.Dad: What’s wrong with that? You’ve seen spiders before.
      Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
    • Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs. Soap?
      Mrs. Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the bath there wasn’t room for medicine.
    • The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, “Will it be alright if I have a bath while you have your lunch?”
      “It’s okay with me lady,” said the plumber, “as long as you don’t splash my sandwiches.”
    • Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath.
      Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
    • Dr. Frankenstein: I’ve just invented Something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a
      nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off?
      Igor: Yes, I hate it.
      Dr. Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I’ve invented the square tub . . .
    • Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in?
      The plumber said, “Would you like a plug for it?”The idiot replied, “Oh, I didn’t know it was electric.”
    • Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
      Joe: I’ll run the bath then.
      Mom: Why?
      Joe: Because on the bottle it says “to be taken in water.”
    • Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning.
      Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
  • Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring.
    Patient: You mean I don’t need another bath until I’m sixty-five?
  • Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day?
    A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
  • Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
  • Walk to bathroom wearing a long dressing gown.
  • If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
  • Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make a mental note…Must do more sit-ups.
  • Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
  • Wash your hair with Cucumber Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
  • Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner, enhanced with natural avocado oil.
  • Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes, until red.
  • Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
  • Rinse conditioner off hair. You must make sure that it has all come off.
  • Consider shaving bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead.
  • Scream when your husband flushes the toilet, and you lose the water pressure.
  • Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
  • If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas, then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.