Funny

Jokes About People

okes about people are incredible insofar as they’re quite recently innocuous fun and aren’t indications of any hidden bias. Also, these accumulations of people jokes are altogether implied, as the UK comic Kenny Everett used to state, “in the most ideal taste”, with no offense planned.

So appreciate them!

Funny Jokes About People

Apparently, Kim Jong-un has read every book ever written. That’s why they call him the Supreme Reader.

Jokes About People

I’m not a big fan of Donald Trump, but I’d never denigrate his supporters. If you’re a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down.

Jokes About People

What’s the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger.

Jokes About People

America and Britain are having a competition to see who can mess their country up the most. Britain is currently in the lead but America has a Trump card.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walk into a bar. The Englishman wanted to go, so they all had to leave.

A redneck finds out one day that his girlfriend is still a virgin. When he finds out, he stands up, turns away from her, and leaves without saying a word. Later, he’s at the bar with his buddies and they ask him what went wrong. He explains, “If she ain’t good enough for her daddy, her uncle, her brother, and her cousin, she ain’t good enough for me!”

Who says building a border wall won’t work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don’t have any Mexicans.

What’s the only reason that Donald Trump is watching the Olympics? So he can see how high the Mexicans can pole vault.

Jokes About People

What’s the difference between Donald Trump and an orange? An orange has a thick skin.

Donald Trump walks into a bar … And lowers it.

What did Ryan Lochte say after his team-mates told the police what really happened? “I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you medalling kids.”

Jokes About People

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, but don’t worry, the glass ceiling lets in so much light.

If Hillary Clinton is elected the first female US president, it’s really going to make me look at some things differently. Like the words President Bush…

Why do French people eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food.

Jokes About People

A redneck’s father died in his sleep one night. In the morning, when the redneck discovered the body he called 911 to come and pick it up. The 911 operator said she would send someone out right away and asked, “Where do you live?”. The redneck replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.” The operator then asked, “Can you spell that for me, please? There was a long pause before the redneck finally said, “How ’bout if I drag him over to Oak Street and you pick him up there?”

Socialist jokes aren’t funny… Unless everyone gets them.