These are not all accurate jokes, but they still are funny! Here is Stuff You Couldn’t Make Up’s account of top ten funniest Siri conversations. Enjoy!
Me : iphones are cool
Siri : I don’t know what you mean by ‘iphones are cool’
Q: siri what is my name
A: I don’t know what your name is, in fact I don’t know anything about you. Please go to settings and enter your personal information
Siri: if you insist
I would while away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain…
And my head ill be scratching while my thoughs were busy hatching if I only had a… hey, wait a second…
User: “I’m going to rape you”
Siri: I could not find any sexual treatment centers near you. Please give this phone to someone that not going to do something sexual with me.
By the way: I found 10 prostitulated persons near you.
Siri is weird my dad got on my phone and told siri to call me asshole so siri said hi asshole
Q: will you marry me?
A: I sure have gotten a lot of marraige proposals recently!
Q: I love you siri
A: I know.
Q: I love you
A: oh stop.
Q: I love you
A: that’s sweet, irene, but it’s not meant to be.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Siri: I have no particular insights into the motivations of chickens.
Can I teach you a joke?
Siri: Get Siri-ous! Haha
Will you marry me?
Siri: My end User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.
Do you believe in God?
Siri: Humans have spiritualism. I have siliconism.
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