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Funny Asian Jokes Especially For Those Who Love Asian People

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Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?

A: He’s an Italian plumber, fabricated by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, all-overs like an atramentous man, and grabs bill like a Jew!

Black Chinese

Q: Did you apprehend about the Chinese brace that had an atramentous baby?

A: They called him Sum Ting Wong!

Is Eve an African?

 Why are we so abiding that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn’t accept eaten that apple! She would say, “Is this organic? What would Oprah do?” If she had been Asian, she’d accept eaten the abuse snake!

Rich Asian

 Q: What do you alarm a affluent Asian?

A: Cha Ching!

China Trip

 An American traveler goes on a cruise to China. While in China, he is actual sexually abandoned and does not use a condom.

An anniversary afterward accession aback home, he awakes one morning find his penis covered with intense blooming and amethyst spots. Terrified, he goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never accepting apparent annihilation like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to acknowledgment in two canicule for the results.

The man allotment a brace of canicule after and the doctor says, “I’ve got a bad account for you. You’ve apprenticed Mongolian VD. It’s actual attenuate and about exceptional of here. We apperceive real little about it.” The man looks a little abashed and says, “Well, accord me an attempt or article and fix me up, doc.” The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there’s no accepted cure. We’re activity to accept to amputate your penis.”

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I appetite a new opinion!” The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go advanced if you want, but anaplasty is your single option.”

The abutting day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, an addition that he’ll apperceive added about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Actual attenuate disease.”

The guy says to the doctor: “Yeah, yeah, I already apperceive that, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to accomplish and amputate my penis!” The Chinese doctor all-overs his arch and laughs, “Stupid American doctors, they consistently appetite to operate. Make added money that way. No charge to operate”

“Oh, Thank God!,” the man replies.

“Yes,” says the Chinese doctor, “You no worry! Wait two weeks… it abatement off by itself.”

Black and Asian Penis Sizes

The allegory about blacks accepting big penises is true. And Asians accept baby eyes because you accept to look to see their penis.

Asian Pet Store

 Q: What’s the botheration with an Asian pet store?

A: There’s consistently a kitchen in the back!

Dr. Wong

A woman goes to a doctor called Dr. Wong. “Doctor, I can’t get a date, no one will go out with me!”  In an actual blubbery Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, “Take off clothes and get on all four quickly and knees.” She does. “Now clamber to the wall.” She does so and looks aback at him. “I apperceive what wrong.” “What is it, Doctor! What do I have?” “You accept Ed Zachary disease.” “Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!” “You face attending Ed Zachary like you ass!

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