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16 Most Funniest Ethnic Jokes That Will Crack You Up!

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Q: Why are most Guidos named Tony?

A: When they got on the watercraft to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their brows.

Q: Why are dark men penises greater than white men?

A: Because as children white men had toys to play with!

Q: Why do Asian men like huge tits and a tight ass?

A: Because they have enormous mouths and little dicks.

Q: Did you find out about the Chinese couple that had an impeded child?

A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.

Q: Who was the most surely understood Jewish cook?

A: Hitler!

Q: Whats dark and eats pussy?

A: Cervical malignancy!

Q: What is white at the top and dark at the base?

A: Society!

Q: What’s the contrast between a Hispanic sweetheart and a Hispanic spouse?

A: 45 lbs.

Q: What do you call a redneck blasting into blazes?

An: A Fire Cracker!

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno films in reverse?

A: They like the part where the whore gives the cash back.

Q: What do you call a school transport loaded with Rednecks?

A: Twinkie.

Q: How does a Scotsman discover a sheep in tall grass?

A: Very fulfilling.

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an aggressive Olympic group?

A: Because everyone who can run, bounce and swim are as of now in the U.S.

Q: How did the Germans overcome Poland so quick?

A: They walked in reverse and the Polish thought they were taking off.

Q: What did the Native American say to the white lady when she tied his penis in a tangle?

A: “Why?”

Q: Why don’t they show Driver’s Ed and Sex Education around the same time in Middle East?

A: They would prefer not to destroy the camel.

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