Q: Why are most Guidos named Tony?
A: When they got on the watercraft to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their brows.
Q: Why are dark men penises greater than white men?
A: Because as children white men had toys to play with!
Q: Why do Asian men like huge tits and a tight ass?
A: Because they have enormous mouths and little dicks.
Q: Did you find out about the Chinese couple that had an impeded child?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Q: Who was the most surely understood Jewish cook?
Q: Whats dark and eats pussy?
A: Cervical malignancy!
Q: What is white at the top and dark at the base?
Q: What’s the contrast between a Hispanic sweetheart and a Hispanic spouse?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What do you call a redneck blasting into blazes?
An: A Fire Cracker!
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno films in reverse?
A: They like the part where the whore gives the cash back.
Q: What do you call a school transport loaded with Rednecks?
Q: How does a Scotsman discover a sheep in tall grass?
A: Very fulfilling.
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an aggressive Olympic group?
A: Because everyone who can run, bounce and swim are as of now in the U.S.
Q: How did the Germans overcome Poland so quick?
A: They walked in reverse and the Polish thought they were taking off.
Q: What did the Native American say to the white lady when she tied his penis in a tangle?
Q: Why don’t they show Driver’s Ed and Sex Education around the same time in Middle East?
A: They would prefer not to destroy the camel.