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Diet Jokes

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Most people have attempted to diet at the least once, which will lose some extra pounds. We’ve given up our favorite ingredients, changed how plenty we ate, what we ate, and whilst we ate. Most people additionally realized that even though it’s crucial for our health, dieting isn’t always clean in any respect. If you’re searching out a way to cope with weight-reduction plan, why no longer attempt humor?

Best Diet Jokes

Diets are for people that are thick and tired of it.

Gluten, putting the die back into diet.

I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.

Yo mamma so fat, when she went on a diet, she ended world hunger.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?


Dieting is not a piece of cake


If your dog is too fat, then your not getting enough exercise.

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I heard Bruce Willis is trying to lose weight.
Apparently, he’s trying to “Diet Hard”.

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Have you heard of the garlic diet?
You don’t lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!


STOP telling me about your diet.
Just shut up, eat your lettuce and be sad.

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Diet Jokes For You

What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter

How do you know your low fat diet is working?
The fat hangs lower every day.

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Have you seen the Spy thriller about fat people?
It’s called “Tomorrow Never Diets”

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Why are most horses in shape?
Because they are on a stable diet.


How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?
One if nobody’s looking.

What does a bulimic have for dessert?
Two fingers.

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What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.

Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they are used to eating nuts!

What do vegan zombies eat?

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What do you call a fascist vegan?
Lactose intolerant.

What should you never put in an ice cream sundae?
A Spoon

How do most people curb their appetite?
At the drive thru window.

Why should you go to the paint store if your on a diet?
You can get thinner there.

What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?
A balanced meal.

When should you go on a cheese diet?
If you need to cheddar a few pounds

What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?
A desserter.