Racist Funny Jokes

Racist Funny Jokes

Racist Funny Jokes for Adults

A great collection of Racist Funny Jokes you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share these really funny racist jokes with your friends.

Be Like Mario

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Their Eyes

How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
Put floss over their eyes.


Why are asprins white? Because they work!

Black Fairy Tale

Q: What’s the Difference between a Black Fairy Tale and a White One?

A: White One Starts Like “Once upon a Time” Black One Starts Like ” Y’all Muthaf*Ckas Gotta Here Dis”

Man or a Women

I Am Often Asked, “Is Google a Man or a Women?”

My Simple Answer Is:

It’s a Woman Because It Won’t Let You Finish Your Sentence without Making a Suggestion.

Raise a Child

Whats the Difference between a Black Guy and an Elevator?

An Elevator Can Raise a Child.

Country Music

Why do blacks hate country music?
Every time they here “ho down” they think their sister got shot


Q: What’s faster than a black man with a TV?
A: His son with the VCR


What do tornados and black people have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

White guy

When a White guy is…
Scared- He gets even whiter
Cold- He turns Blue
Angry-He turns Red
Stoned- Gray duh
Sick- He turns Green
When a Black guy is…
Scared- He stays Black
Cold- He stays Black
Angry- He stays Black
Stoned- He stays Black
Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored

Jewish men

Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won’t touch anything that isn’t 10% off

A student

What do you call a white kid in college?
A student
What do you call a Mexican kid in college?
A janitor
What do you call a black kid in college?
A miracle

Mother Fucker

Life Lemons Saying
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say “More lemons mother Fucker”

Black Woman

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under “Number of children,” she wrote “10,” and where it said “List names of children,” she wrote “Leroy.” When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: “Now here where it says “List names of children,” you’re supposed to write the names of each one of your children.” “Dey all named Leroy,” said the black woman. “That’s very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?” asked the welfare worker. “Oh, den I uses the last names.”

Little Girl Goes to Her Mum

A little girl goes to her mum after school says “Mummy mummy i just saw anant’s willy”
The mums shocked, the little girl continues
“It was like a PEANUT” The mum giggles, and replies “Why? was it small” The little girl says “NO!” “It Was SALTY ”

Man Is Walking Down

A man is walking down the street and sees a beautiful paki woman with extremely large boobs. As he is passing her he asks, “If I gave you $100 could I touch your boobs?”
She is annoyed but after some persuiation she says okey. He enjoys it and then hesitates but asks at last. What’s about screwing ?
Pakistani woman says – it will be 10 $. My usual charges.


What are three things you can’t give a nigger?
Black eye, fat lip, and a job

Truck Driving

What’s the fastest thing in the world?
A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve
What’s the second fastest thing in the world?
The Indians running after it