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43 Really Funny Pokemon Jokes That Will Make You LOL

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Pokemon Go is going to bring about no less than 25 auto crashes in 2016

Pokemon Go will be the end of us. You could suffocate, and the lifeguard might be caught up with getting a fucking polliwog.

‘i got one, now what?’

– me playing Pokemon/dating

A child playing Pokemon Go saw me playing Pokemon Go and observed of loathsomeness like, “This is my future.”

Be cautious Pokemon Go players

at the point when ya woke companions ruin Pokemon Go by letting you know, it’s corporate observation

Do you think Pokemon Go is going to accomplish for tubby geeks what Dance Revolution achieved for pudgy geeks in 2005?

*sighs heavily* in case we’re truly doing this would I be able to tell hot geeks there are Pokemon in my bed or some poop

I’m at a point in my life where I’m searching for approaches to hack Pokemon go into deduction I’m strolling rather than simply going outside

hey, kids, the best Pokemon is covered up inside your own particular body: they are called your inner organs, and they help your body have the vitality to play

There’s a dead feathered creature before my strides, is it true that this is how you play Pokemon Go?

In the first place day attempting Pokemon GO

If you put Pokemon Go on your Google Glasses, you don’t have to live in this reality any longer

“HEY ARE U TAKING PICS OF MY HUSBAND SHOWERING?”

No! I’m playing Pokemon Go. Attempting to get Pikachu

“Goodness.”

*under breath* look at chu dick

Hold her hand with your left so you can Pokemon run with your right

Doc: Are you sexually dynamic?

Fellow: I play Pokemon Go.

Doc: A basic “no” would’ve been fine.

Father Ends Up Blowing Twelve Guys At Rest Stop Because Of Pokémon Go Sharon I Swear That’s What Happened, Please Don’t Leave Me

Pokemon go appears tite. However, i continue perusing stories of ppl talking 2 other ppl while out playing + forget about it

Still, no Pokémon Go in Europe? That is alright I can hold up! Haha ha .

*cries for a considerable length of time then pounds the life out of self with Pikachu plushie*

THERE’S FINALLY AN APP ALERTING YOU TO THE PHYSICAL LOCATION OF UNSEEN MONSTERS, BUT INSTEAD OF A USEFUL SURVIVAL TOOL, IT’S ABOUT POKÉMON.

POKÉMON GO IS GOOD THOUGH. Individuals EXPLORING, SHARING MOMENTS WITH STRANGERS, POINTING TO CROOKED-MOUTHED SPECTERS, BUT SEEING ONLY GEODUDES.

wow, pokemon go is getting so practical!

Pokemon Go ought to place legendaries in dangerous waste dumps, battle regions, and limited government regions

Will we as a whole TRY not to be the principal individual to stroll off a precipice playing Pokemon Go? I can’t confront any more articles about millennials

Darling, I swear I wasn’t bamboozling. I was playing Pokémon GO and there was a Jiggypuff at her home. I ain’t know she was your bestfriend

at the point when ur on ur first date and she tells u she picked bulbasaur as her starter in pokemon go

*one month subsequent to playing Pokemon Go*

specialist: do you work out?

me: I play pokemon go

specialist: *writes in notebook* fit af

I think Pokemon Go sprung up, and I am scared.

Strange place scene where Burgess Meredith is sole survivor of atomic war. Just now he’s playing Pokemon Go and doesn’t see for a week

You know Pokemon Go has made it when your Ma inquires as to whether you’ve known about it inside five minutes of you touching base at her home.

Pokemon? Not this time. I’ll “expand my world” the way out forefathers would have done it: by recording my assessments early

I think I just unintentionally gazed intently at a gathering of children attempting to take my PokemonGO rec center, what have I get to be?

*walks into an outsider’s funeral*

Me: im genuinely so sad you see I’m playing Pokemon Go and I saw Charizard here sad for ur misfortune I jus

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Q: Why did the Wailmer cross the street?

A: To get to the next tide!

— Micah S., Pasadena, Calif.

Q: What does one Geodude say to the next Geodude?

A: Let’s rock!

— Andrew G., Greenwood Lake, N.Y.

Q: What does an electric-sort Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

An: I’m Zaptos prejudiced!

— Bryan W., Milford, N.H.

Q: What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?

An: Odor in the court!

— Austin J., Dresher, Pa.

Q: What do you do when your Loudred develops?

A: Buy more earplugs!

— Nathan H., Ededn, N.Y.

Q: What do you call a scout that likes to bite gum while climbing Pikes Peak?

An: A Peak-A-Chewer!

— Alex L., Littleton, Colo.

Q: Which Pokémon could likewise be a privateer?

An: Arrrrrr-ceus

— Joshua N., Brick, N.J.

Q: What do you call a thrill seeker Weedle who does stunts on a bike?

A: Weedle Knievell

— Brendan N., St. Louis, Mo.

Q: What’s Wailord’s most loved TV appear?

A: Whale of Fortune

— Ethan C., Los Gatos, Calif.

Q: What is a Pokémon fan’s most loved spot to go in France?

A: Paras!

— Chase B., West Des Moines, Iowa