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Idiot Jokes

Idiot Jokes

Idiot jokes refreshed regularly and extending in subjects from stupid individuals honors to genuine stupid stories. Each joke is named, and all have been separated for the best quality. You’ll discover moron jokes about how stupid a few people can truly be, and other genuine stories about the really idiotic.

Funny Idiot Jokes

An idiot decided to start a chicken

farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he

returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the
first
lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for
another
hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. “But I
think I know
where I’m going wrong,” said the idiot. “I think I am
planting them too
deep.”

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on

the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked
down
their ladder.
“I have an idea,” said Mike. “We’ll throw
you down, and then you
can pick up the ladder.”

“What, do
you think I’m stupid? I have an idea. I’ll shine my
flashlight, and
you can climb down on the beam of light.”

“What, do you think
I’m stupid? You’ll just turn off the flashlight
when I’m halfway
there.”

Two men were digging a ditch on a very
hot
day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole
digging a
ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a
tree?” “I
don’t know,” responded the other. “I’ll ask him.”

So
he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. “Why are we

digging in the hot sun and you’re standing in the shade?” “Intelligence,”

the boss said. “What do you mean, intelligence’?”

The boss
said, “Well, I’ll show you. I’ll put my hand on this tree
and I
want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can.” The ditch

digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss’ hand. The boss

removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said,

“That’s intelligence!”

The ditch digger went back to his hole.
His friend asked, “What did he
say?” “He said we are down here
because of intelligence.” “What’s
intelligence?” said the friend. T
he ditch digger put his hand on his
face and said, “Take your
shovel and hit my hand.”

I saw a pen in a
store the other
day. I picked it up and took a look at it
cause it was prettier than
most.
The clerk said, “It’s made in Germany”.
I said, “That’s too
bad, I can’t use it then”.
The clerk said, “What’s the matter? You
don’t like German pens?”
I said, “No. I just never learned to write
German.”

Idiot jokes stories

Did you hear
about the hillbilly who
went into the hardware store to
buy a chain saw ?
He said I want
one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day.
He was back at the
hardware store with the saw a couple days later
complaining that it
only
cut one tree and that took all day.
The clerk at the hardware
store started the saw to see what the
problem was.
The hillbilly
jumped back and said what the hell is that
noise?

She’s so stupid she thinks a shoplifter
is a very strong person who goes
round picking up shops.

Fred: Do you think I’m a fool?

Harry: No. But what’s my opinion against thousands of others?

idiots jokes

Did
you hear about the fool who
keeps going round saying “no”?
No.
Oh, so it’s you!

A man went into a pet shop to buy a
parrot. He was
shown an especially fine one which he liked the look
of, but he was
puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its
feet. “What are they
for?” he asked the pet shop manager. “Ah well,
sir,” came the reply,
“that’s a very unusual feature of this
particular parrot. You see,
he’s a trained parrot, sir, he used to be in
the circus. If you pull the
string on his left foot he says
‘Hello’ and if you pull the string on
his left foot he says ‘Goodbye’.”
“And what happens if you pull
both strings at once?” “I fall off my
perch, you fool!” screeched the
parrot.

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