The solutions to these apparently dirty riddles for adults aren’t exactly what they look like.
Give them a try and see simply how grimy your mind is!
Warning – be conscious these riddles are most effective suitable for adults, not for children.
What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn’t want in her face?
It involves a bed. Some people prefer it on top, while others prefer it on the bottom. What is it?
I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am i?
What’s beautiful and natural, but gets long and prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
What does a dog do that you can step into?
What starts with “p” and ends with “orn” and is really popular in the movie industry?Reveal Answer
What four letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands instead?
It’s fun to do but you hate knowing your parents do it too. What is it?
What four letter word ends in “it” and can be found at the bottom of bird cages?
Every man has one. Some are big, some are small. It feels great when you blow it, but it drips if you aren’t careful. What is it?
What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft and wet?
What four letter word that ends in “k” means the same as intercourse?Reveal Answer
Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
What’s six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
You play with it at night in bed. you’re not allowed to fiddle with it a work. Only very special people are allowed to touch it. What is it?
What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
What does every woman have that starts with a “V” and that she can use to get what she wants?
What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?
What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?
I sometimes cause pain when I go in. I’ll fill your holes if you ask me to. I ask you to spit not swallow. What am I?
What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?
What word starts with “c” and ends with “t” and is synonymous with pussy?
What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?
What does a man have that gets bigger if it’s properly stimulated?
What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than swallow?
I go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?