Cheesy Funny Jokes
Hey, you should sit all over and let me eat my approach to you heart?
Young lady, I would love to lick your stomach button……from within!
Your so hot that even on an icy winter night my penis would remain for you.
He: Do you wanna go to my stable? She: Why? He: So you can ride my horse!!
gentleman: my mother instructed me to never take a gander at lovely young ladies in light of the fact that i will transform into a statue! Actually i can feel myself getting hard at this moment!
Much the same as a tootsie move pop, I’d jumped at the chance to discover what number of licks it takes to get to your middle.
For ladies: when he requests that get into your jeans simply say, No says thanks to I have one butt hole in there as of now!
I’m finding out about sex in biology…wanna test?
Young lady your like a cream puff…hard to get into..but once you do its similar to a dream…silky and smooth.
I’m similar to a snow storm,i’ll issue you 8 to 10 inches and keep you inside for the entire weekend.
What do you get when you cross a stereo and an icebox?
Did you catch wind of the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was attempting to “ketchup”!
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m apprehensive about responsibility… Want to help demonstrate him off-bas
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t simply kiss themselves
Is it safe to say that you was father an outsider? Since there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
(Pardon me?) It’s perilous for somebody like you to be out in the open with these horny individuals around. Try not to stress, I’ll secure you.
(Put your fingers on alternate’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the climate. Will I be your warm front?
move? Well… Let me read you the story today evening time when I tuck us into be.
It is safe to say that you are an inside decorator? ‘Cause when I saw you, the room got to be excellent.
Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?
Are you a cupcake? (No….why…?) Cause you probably taste really sweet!!!!
Do you like lollipops? Cause I’ll take you to my candy shop.
Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
I can’t make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
Ever stuck a hot dog in a donut? Do you want to?
I want to be pooh so i can stick my nose in your honey.
Can I put my magic wand in your Harry Potter.
Girl, I would love to lick your belly button……from the inside!
Do you give head to stangers? No. Well let me intruduce myself.
Your so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.
I’m an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!
Hey baby can you please calm my monster down.
He: Do you wanna go to my stable? She: Why? He: So you can ride my pony!!
Hey, I’m from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
Do you wanna be my kangaroo so we can hop all night.
Do you want to be like my speedo and hug my balls?
Do you like Backstreet Boys. Good, because my penis is larger than life.
I’ll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle….ill give you a dime if you take your time.
While behind someone at a fast food place say; you should order a number 69; ( what’s that?) an order of fries and a coke with me on the side.
The trojans loved helen so much they jumped into a horse, i love u so much i wanna jump into a trojan.
Pardon me, I don’t need you to believe I’m ridiculous or anything, however you are the most excellent lady I have ever seen. I simply felt like I needed to let you know.