Bold jokes

bold jokes

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Funny Bold Jokes

Loosing his virginity
A boy walks up to his dad and says: ”Dad, I’ve had sex for the first time!”
The proud dad replies: “Well congratulations my son! If there is something you are wondering about, feel free to ask!”
The boy then replies: ”Well, how long does it take until my ass stops aching?”

The man at the bakery
A man enters a bakery and a cute girl is standing by the counter.
The man says: ”I would like some apple pie!”
The cashier:  ”We also have donuts.”
The man: ”Sure, I went in here looking for a hole to put my dick in.”

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What is the difference between a cracker and a penis?
The cracker gets soft when you put it in the mouth and the penis gets hard.

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What is self confidence?

Self confidence is when a mouse is swimming on his back with a stiff dick in the San Francisco Bay and screams as he approaches the Golden Gate Bridge: “Fuck! Blow it up, I can’t pass!”

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Group therapy
A psychologist had a new group therapy for the first time. A group therapy that was about mothers and their children. The psychologist says that we all have a need for something and that this need is individual.
The psychologist then looks at the first mother and says: “Well, you are addicted to candy and therefore you have given the name Candy to your child.”
The psychologist then looks at the second mother and says: “You have a big interest in money and therefore you have given your child the name Penny”
The third mom grabs her son and says: “Come on Dick, let’s go!”

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The little boy was looking through the girl’s key hole.
The mother walks by and says with a grin: ”Why are you so concerned with what the girl is doing?”
The little boy replies: ”I am not… I am just wondering what dad is doing in there”. 

Two labias are talking to each other.
One says to the other: ”Do you think that we will get rubber or meat today?”
The other one replies: ”Are you crazy? It is Friday… We gotta get some candy”