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7 Dirty And Bold jokes That Are Improper But Always Funny

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Are you tired of searching for boldest and inappropriate jokes? Your search ends here because we’ve selected the best mean and bold jokes that are in some way not appropriate but still they’re hilarious.

Losing his virginity
A boy walks up to his dad and says: ”Dad, I’ve had sex for the first time!”
The proud dad replies: “Well congratulations my son! If there is something you are wondering about, feel free to ask!”
The boy then replies: ”Well, how long does it take until my ass stops aching?”

The man at the bakery
A man enters a bakery, and a cute girl is standing by the counter.
The man says: ”I would like some apple pie!”
The cashier:  ”We also have donuts.”
The man: ”Sure, I went in here looking for a hole to put my dick in.”

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What is the difference between a cracker and a penis?
The cracker gets soft when you put it in the mouth, and the penis gets hard.

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What is self-confidence?

Self-confidence is when a mouse is swimming on his back with a stiff dick in the San Francisco Bay and screams as he approaches the Golden Gate Bridge: “Fuck! Blow it up. I can’t pass!”

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Group therapy
A psychologist had a new group therapy for the first time. A group therapy was about mothers and their children. The psychologist says that we all have a need for something and that this need is individual.
The psychologist then looks at the first mother and says: “Well, you are addicted to candy, and therefore you have given the name Candy to your child.”
The psychologist then looks at the second mother and says: “You have a big interest in money and therefore you have given your child the name Penny.”
The third mom grabs her son and says: “Come on Dick, let’s go!”

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The little boy was looking through the girl’s keyhole.
The mother walks by and says with a grin: ”Why are you so concerned with what the girl is doing?”
The little boy replies: ”I am not… I am just wondering what dad is doing in there”. 

Two labias are talking to each other.
One says to the other: ”Do you think that we will get rubber or meat today?”
The other one replies: ”Are you crazy? It is Friday… We gotta get some candy.”