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Best Knock Knock Jokes Dirty

Knock Knock

Well you need to let it out. Regardless of what age you are, dirty jokes are the ones that truly make you snicker. All things considered, you may profess to be altogether humiliated and stunned however you are as yet making a decent attempt to contain that blast of giggling.

Knock Knock Dirty Jokes

Dick inside me

Who’s There?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita Dick inside me!

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Who’s There

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Buster!
Buster who?
Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

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knock knock

knock knock
who there
Buck
Buck who
Bucket of mud fell on you when you opened the door and you’re all muddy.

Idaho who

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?

Howie who

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Howie!
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?

Dwayne who

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.

Dewey who

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?

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Michael Jackson

Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!

Some who

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some ***** telling you a ******* knock, knock joke!

assholeKnock Knock! 

Who’s There?
Asshole!
Asshole who!
Open the door and find out asshole!

doggy style

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ben Hur
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

Khan who

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Khan
Khan who?
Khan-dom broke – hope you’re on the pill!

Sam bitch

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sam
Sam who?
Sam bitch telling you a fucking knock knock joke!

Sofa Kingdom

Knock Knock

Who’s There

Sofa Kingdom

Sofa Kingdom Who?
You are sofa kingdom!

suck my dick

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben dover and suck my dick!

muncha on my dick

“knock knock”

“Who’s there”

“muncha”

“muncha Who”

“bend over and muncha on my dick”

sexy voice

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
(sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?

Stop crying

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Bo-Ho
Bo-Ho Who?
Stop crying ***** it’s not the end of the world.

he bit me again

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!

Little Boy Blue

Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

Little boy blue.

Little boy blue who?

Michael Jackson!

Tushy

Knock Knock!

Whos There?

Ivanna Seymour.

Ivanna Seymour who?

Ivanna Seymour Butts.

KK Joke

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Some!

Some who?

Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.

Phil

Knock Knock!

Whos There?

Phil.

Phil Who?

Phil McCrackin.

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Sizzle

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Sizzle!

Sizzle who?

Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you!

Justin II

Knock knock!

Whos There?

Justin.

Justin Who?

Justin Heranus

Gladiator

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Gladiator

Gladiator who?

He’s gladiator before they screwed instead of the other way around

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Hey Lady

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Juicy.

Juicy who?

Juicy the rack on that babe just now??

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Tex

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Tex.

Tex who?

Tex two to tango!

Benhur

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ben Hur.

Ben Hur who?

Ben Hur over the table and give it to her from behind.

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Drew-Pea

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Drew.

Drew who?

Drew Peacock, I’m here about the viagra.

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