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Music Jokes for Kids

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A great collection of Music Jokes you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share these funny music jokes with your friends and family.

Music Jokes for Kids

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Q: What happens when you play Beethoven in reverse?

A: He disintegrates.

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano on an armed force base?

An: A Flat Major

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Q: Why did Mozart murder his chickens?

A: Because they generally circled going “Bach! Bach! Bach!”

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Q: Why did the musician continue striking his head against the keys?

A: He was playing by ear

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Q: Why was the piano player captured?

A: Because he got into treble with the cops

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Q: What’s the contrast between a musical artist and a 14-inch pizza?

An: A 14-inch pizza can encourage a group of four

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Q: What is the contrast between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

An: Eventually a Savings Bond will develop and win cash!

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Q: Why are privateers extraordinary artists?

A: They can hit the high C’s!

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Q: What do you use to attach saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t clear out?

A: Root position lines.

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Q: How would you get a cello player to play in order?

A: Tell him the key mark has 8 sharps.

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Q: Where did the music instructor abandon her keys?

An: In the piano!

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Q: How would you make a band stand?

A: Take their seats away!

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Q: Whats the contrast in the middle of Terrorists and Accordion players?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers

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Q: Why does Snoop Dogg convey an umbrella?

A: Fo Drizzle!

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Q: What show costs 45 pennies?

A: 50 penny including Nickelback

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Q: What do you call a wonderful lady on a trombonist’s arm?

An: A tattoo.

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Q: Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

A: He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Q: How would you make a musical artist’s auto more aeromechanic?

A: Take the pizza conveyance close down the rooftop

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Q: What’s the first thing a musical performer says at work?

A: “Would you like fries with that?”

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Q: What did the guitarist do when his educator instructed him to turn his enhancer on?

A: He stroked it delicately and let it know that he cherished it

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Q: what number record makers does it take to change a light?

A: Two…  one to advise the designer to do it, the other to say “I don’t have the foggiest idea, what do you think?”

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Q: What do you call a performer with a higher education?

A: Night administrator at McDonalds

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Q: What did Jay-z call his wife before they got hitched?

A: Feyonce

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Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

A: Saliva

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Q: Why do a few individuals have a moment repugnance for banjo players?

An: It spares time over the long haul.

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Q: What do clarinetists use for contraception?

A: Their identities.

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Q: Why is the French horn the most awesome instrument?

A: Man blows into it, however God just realizes what turns out

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Q: What happens when you play “soul” in reverse?

A: Your wife returns to you, your pooch comes back to life and you escape from jail.

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Q: How would you get a trombonist off of your patio?

A: Pay him for the pizza

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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine pole?

An: A Flat Miner

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Q: What’s the contrast between a piano and a fish?

A: You can fish piano, yet you can’t piano a fish

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Q: What do a viola and a claim have in like manner?

An: Everyone is cheerful when the case is shut

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Q: What is the contrast between a clarinet and an onion?

A: Nobody cries when you hack a clarinet into little pieces

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Q: What do you call somebody who sticks around with performers?

An: A drummer

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Q: What’s the meaning of flawless pitch?

A: When you hurl a banjo in the waste and it hits an accordion.

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Q: How would you make a million dollars singing jazz?

A: Start with two million.

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Q: What’s the contrast between a tuba and a vacumn more clean?

A: You need to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Q: How would you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

A: Put your hand in the chime and play a great deal of wrong notes.

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Q: What do an accordion and a claim have in like manner?

An: Everyone is mitigated when the case is shut.

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Q: Why did Bach have such a variety of youngsters?

A: He didn’t have a stop on his organ.

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Q: How would you tell you’re kissing a french horn player?

A: He/She continues attempting to stick their clench hand up your butt.

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Q: What makes music on your hair?

An: A head band!

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Q: Why did the artist climb a step?

A: She needed to achieve the high notes!

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Q: What do you call a dairy animals that plays a musical instrument?

An: A Moo-sician!

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Q: Why is dangerous ice like music?

An: If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B level!

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Q: What message did Bach have on his voice-mail?

A: “This telephone is ornate, please call Bach later.”

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Q: What do you get if Bach tumbles off a stallion however has the boldness to get on again and keep riding?

A: Bach in the seat once more.

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Q: Why don’t they know where Mozart is covered?

A: Because he’s Haydn.

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Q: What do you get if Bach kicks the bucket and is resurrected as twins?

An: A couple of Re-Bachs.

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Q: Why do uproarious, unpleasant shrieks exist at a few processing plants?

A: To give us a gratefulness for woodwinds.

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Did you catch wind of that music author who conferred suicide? He didn’t even leave a note.

Q: How would you be able to tell is an artist is at your entryway?

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A: They can’t locate the key, and they never know when to come in.

Center C, E-Flat and G stroll into a bar.

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“Sorry,” the barman said, “We don’t serve minors.”

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Q: How would you alter a broken metal instrument?

A: With a Tuba paste.

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Q: What’s the meaning of a minor second?

A: Two woodwinds playing as one.

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Q: How would you make a cello sound lovely?

A: Sell it and purchase a violin

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Q: What does new age music sound like played in reverse?

A: New age music.

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Q: How would you wake up Lady Gaga?

A: You Poke her face.

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Q: What do you get on the off chance that you cross a feline with a dim stallion?

A: Kitty Perry

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Q: What’s the meaning of a noble man?

An: One who knows how to play the saxophone, however doesn’t!

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Q: What do you get in the event that you enlist in a human sciences program and the main subject you do well in is music?

An: A characteristic majo

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