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Mix and Match Jokes

Mix and Match Jokes Funny

Mix and Match Jokes Funny

Dirty Mix and Match Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a dairy animals with a trampoline?

An: A milkshake!

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Q: What do you get in the event that you cross a parrot with a shark?

An: A winged animal that will talk your ear off.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a phantom and a feline ?

An: A scaredy feline!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a karate master with a pig?

An: A porkchop.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?

A: Fishsticks.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowstorm?

A: Frostbite!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

An: A walkie talkie!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

A: Swimming trunks.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a bit of paper and scissors?

A: Confetti.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?

An: A lawnmooer.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon and a feline?

An: A downer.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot?

An: I don’t have the foggiest idea, however in the event that he requests a saltine, offer it to him!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?

An: A bunny ribbit.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?

A: Pooched eggs.

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Q: What do you get in the event that you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

A: Big gaps all over Australia!

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Q: What do you get in the event that you cross feline with an elephant?

An: A level feline.

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Q: What do you get in the event that you cross a football player with a pay telephone?

An: A wide recipient.

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Q: What do you get in the event that you cross a cooler and a stereo?

A: Cool music!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cheeseburger with a PC?

An: A major macintosh!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a fly, an auto, and a pooch?

An: A flying rug

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a witch?

An: I don’t know yet she will require an extensive floor brush!

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Q: What do you get in the event that you cross a kangaroo and a snake?

An: A bounce rope!

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Q: What do you call a feline crossed with a fish?

A: Catfish

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Border Collie and a daisy?

A: Cauliflower!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a turtle?

An: A loafer

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Q: What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?

A: Mashed potatoes!

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Q. What do you get when you cross a mouse with a squid?

A. An eektopus!

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