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Food Jokes for Kids

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A great collection of Food Jokes you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share these funny food jokes with your friends and family.

Food Jokes for Kids

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Did you catch wind of the Italian gourmet expert that kicked the bucket? He pasta way.

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Q: Where did the onion go to have a couple drinks?

A: The Salad Bar!
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Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?

A: Lettuce get together!

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Q: What did the apple say to the orange?

A: Nothing idiotic… fruits don’t talk!

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Q: Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?

A: Because he couldn’t discover a Date!

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business!

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Q: Why did the understudies eat their homework?

A: Because the educator said that it was a no problem.

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Q: Why do watermelons have extravagant weddings?

A: Because they rock melon.

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Q: What’s a vegetable’s most loved gambling club amusement?

A: Baccarrot!

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Q: What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable greenhouse

A: Seizure serving of mixed greens

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Q: Why did the can crusher quit his occupation?

A: Because it was pop squeezing.

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Q: Did you see the motion picture about the frank?

An: It was an Oscar Wiener.

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Q: Why did the cabbage win the race?

A: Because it was ahead!

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Q: Why was the cucumber distraught?

A: Because it was in a predicament!

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Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: Because it saw the serving of mixed greens dressing!

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Q: What did the burger name her girl?

A: Patty!

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Q: How would you settle a broken tomato?

A: With tomato glue!

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Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

An: A carrot!

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Q: What do you get in the event that you isolate the outline of a jack-o-lamp by its width?

A: Pumpkin pi

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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the clubhouse?

A: Because he was doing great

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Q: Why don’t oranges do well in school?

An: Only squeezed orange can focus.

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Q: Why do potatoes make great investigators?

A: Because they keep their eyes peeled.

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Q: What do you provide for a debilitated lemon?

A: Lemon help!

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Q: What do you do if life gives you melons?

A: See a specialist, on the grounds that you’re dyslexic

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Q: What do you get in the event that you cross an apple with a shellfish?

An: A crab apple

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Q: How would you make an apple turnover?

A: Push it down slope.

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Q: What do you call a dozing pizza?

An: a piZZZZZZa

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Q: What do you call cheddar that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho Cheese!

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Q: What cheddar is made in reverse?

An: Edam

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Q: Why was the mushroom welcomed to the gathering?

A: Because he’s a fun-fellow

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Q: What do you call Spiritual cheddar?

A: Cheeses of Nazareth

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Q: Why did the gourmet specialist get captured for attack?

A: Because he got found beating an egg!

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Q: When potatoes have babies, what are they called?

A: Tater tots

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Q: How would you make a gold soup?

A: You put 24 carrots in it

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Q: What do you call a stolen yam?

An: A hot potato.

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Q: What did the infant corn say to the mother corn?

A: Where’s pop?

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