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Economic Jokes

Economic Jokes Quotes

Economic Jokes Quotes

A great collection of Economic Jokes you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share these economy jokes with your friends and family.

Economic Major Jokes

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Q: How is the awful economy influencing Dr. Seuss?

A: He’s presently eating Green Eggs and Spam!

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Q: What new part is S&P determining for the American Economy?

A: Chapter 11

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Q: What is Barack Obama’s new motto in these extreme times?

A: Spare Change You Can Believe In!

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Q: What does AIG stand for?

An: Adventures in Greed!

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Q: Why are Women more negative about the economy then Men?

A: Because men are accountable for the economy!

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Q: What will happen if the DOW normal falls any further?

A: They’ll add a N to the end of it!

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Q: What are Mcdonald’s representatives asking clients in this terrible economy?

A: Can you bear the cost of fries with that?

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Q: Why is there no gold toward the end of the rainbow?

A: The Leprechaun took it and sold it to Cash4Gold!

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Q: How is the awful economy influencing ladies in Beverly Hills?

A: For the first occasion when they are utilizing the sun to get a tan!

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Q: Can Barack Obama’s monetary arrangements make a huge number of new employments?

A: Yes, however they are just for Afghani warriors!

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Q: How would you realize that the Debt Ceiling level headed discussion is a complete chaos?

An: Al Qaeda is attempting to figure out how to assume acknowledgment for it!

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Q: Why does President Obama believe its great that gas costs have fallen?

A: Because now individuals can bear to drive the autos they’re living in!

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Q: How awful is the economy?

A: When Bill and Hilary Clinton fly out together they need to share a room!

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