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Twilight Jokes

Twilight Jokes

Twilight Jokes for Fans

A great collection of Twilight Jokes you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share these funny twilight jokes with your friends and family.

The Best Twilight Jokes About Bella and Edward

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Q: Why can’t Edward read Bella’s psyche?

A: There’s nothing to peruse.

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Q: what number Twihards does it take to screw on a light?

An: I don’t have the foggiest idea, they’re very occupied with battling about who gets the chance to be Mrs Cullen.

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Q: What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?

A: He made the entire city breakdown!

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Q: How would you prevent Jacob Black from assaulting you?

A: You get a stick, toss it and holler ‘get’!

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Q: Why is Edward cullen so pale?

A: There isn’t any light in the storeroom

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Q: Why aren’t there genuine vampires living at this moment?

A: They all executed themselves subsequent to perusing Twilight!

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Q: How would you realize that Bella has a few issues?

A: She is always attempting to impractically choose brutishness and necrophilia!

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Q: How would you forever get to be more moronic?

A: Put her in the same room as Stephanie Meyer, her books, and hold up a moment!

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Q: Why is Twilight like soccer?

A: They circled for 2 hours, no one scores, and its a great many fans demand you simply don’t get it!

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Q: How would you know your dating Alice Cullen?

A: Your better half can foresee the mix on your iPod.

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Q: What do you call a truly long bit of poo?

A: Twilight.

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Q: What do Edward Cullen and a Christmas tree have in like manner?

A: Their balls are only for embellishment.

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