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Q: Where do you discover Dumbledore’s Army?

An: Up his Sleevy

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Q: What do you call a hacking Quidditch reporter?

An: A Weasley!

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Q: What do you call a Hufflepuff with two cerebrum cells?

A: Gifted

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Q: Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the street?

A: They were taking after Draco, obviously!

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Q: Did you find out about the witch who won the lottery?

A: Yeah, she went totally Knuts!

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Q: Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

A: Because it was making him Moody

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Q: What sort of grain do they serve at Hogwarts?

A: Hufflepuffs

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Q: What do Harry Potter and Charlie Brown have in like manner?

A: They’re both in affection with the young lady with red hair.

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Q: Why did Death Eaters cross the street?

A: The Dark Lord requested it

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Q: Why do Slytherins cross the street twice?

A: Because they are deceivers

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Q: Why did the Hufflepuff appeal her hair blonde?

A: To look wise.

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Q: Why did Snape remain amidst the street?

A: So you’ll never know which side he’s on

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Q: what number centaurs does it take to light up a solitary wand?

A: Two… one to say the spell and the other to continue commenting how brilliant the wand is this evening

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Q: what number Death Eaters does it take to blend a cauldron?

A: Just one. He puts his wand in the cauldron and the earth rotates around him

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Q: what number Slytherins does it take to screw a light

A: 5…  1 to screw the light and 4 to say with their fathers association at the service they could screw it quicker

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Q: what number wizards does it take to change a light?

A: None – wizards don’t utilize power!

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Q: Why did Draco cross the street?

A: So he could swing his hips at Potter .

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Q: Why did the Dark Lord cross the street?

A: Because Potter couldn’t stop him .

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Q: Why did Trevor cross the street?

A: To make tracks in an opposite direction from Longbottom

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Q: Did you find out about the Hufflepuff who gave his Kneazle a shower?

A: He is as yet attempting to get the hide off his tongue

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You’re so Muggle, you thought the floo system was on channel 54.

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Q: what number Weasels does it take to sink a light?

A: Weasels don’t fasten a light. They sink the Burrow.

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Q: what number Slytherins does it take to sink a light?

An: One to extort a Hufflepuff

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Q: what number Hufflepuffs does it take to sink a light?

An: All of them

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Q: Three young ladies are every first year: a Hufflepuff, a Ravenclaw, and a Slytherin… which is the sexiest?

A: The Hufflepuff, in light of the fact that she is seventeen.

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Q: Why did Dumbledore cross the street?

A: He was taking after the harmed lemon drops

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Q: Why did the Weasel cross the street?

A: Somebody hurled a knut

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Q: what number wizards does it take to tighten a light?

A: Two. One to hold the knob and one to turn the room.

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Q: Why did the Hufflepuff return his House tie?

An: It was too tight

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the clinic?

An: Ill-education

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Q: What do you get when you cross Crookshanks with McGonagall

A: Really terrible little cats

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Q: What do you get when you cross Sirius Black with Remus Lupin?

A: Really imbecilic puppies

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Q: what number ordinary Seekers does it take to change a light?

An: One, yet he gets a hundred and fifty focuses for it

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Q: what number Keepers does it take to change a light?

A: None. They’ll simply endure in the murkiness and anxiety about it

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Q: what number Beaters does it take to fasten a light?

A: Two…  one to hit the knob with his bat, the other to see what’s going on, hit the first with his bat, and afterward change the lightbulb

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