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Celebrity Jokes Funny

Celebrity Jokes Funny

A great collection of Celebrity Jokes you could ever find on the internet. Feel free to share these funny celebrity jokes with your friends and family.

Funniest Celebrities Jokes of All Time

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Q: What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got hitched?

A: Feyonce

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Q: What did Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?

A: TWERKY

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Q: Why does Snoop Dogg convey an umbrella?

A: Fo’ Drizzle!

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Q: How would you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

A: Look for Fresh Prints!

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Q: Why was Stevie Wonder’s wife upset?

A: Because he advised her he needed to see other individuals.

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Q: Why did 50 Cent kill the TV?

A: The Game was on

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Q: What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in like manner?

A: They’re both attempting to screw everyone!

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Q: What’s more awful than discovering a Justin Bieber show DVD in your beau’s room?

A: Finding a case of tissues alongside it.

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Nothing beats a lady with a delightful singing voice… with the exception of Chris Brown.

Aaron Hernandez goes to jail as a tight end, yet he’ll turn out a wide beneficiary!

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Q: How did Barack propose to Michelle?

A: He got on one knee, hauled out a ring, and said “I don’t wanna act naturally.”

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Q: Why did Lil Wayne go to the specialist?

A: He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Q: Why did Michael Jackson hurried to Wal-Mart?

A: He heard that young men’s jeans were half off.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A. From an inventory

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Q: What’s chestnut and rhymes with “Snoop”?

A: Dr. Dre!

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Q: Which course causes Tiger Woods the most inconvenience?

An: Intercourse!

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Q: What did Kanye West say at patrick swayze’s burial service?

A: “Yo. Patrick, I’ll give you a chance to return to your memorial service in a moment. yet, Michael Jackson had the best passing of the year.”

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Q: What is the contrast between Michael Jackson and a basic supply pack?

An: One is white, plastic, and hazardous to youngsters. You place foodstuffs in the other.

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Q: What did 50 penny say to his grandmother when she gave him a sweater for Christmas?

A: Gee, you sew?

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Q: How did Rihanna discover Chris Brown was undermining her?

A: She discovered another lady’s lipstick on his knuckles

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Q: What is Michelle Obama’s most loved vegetable?

A: Barackoli

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Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxophone?

A: He was excessively caught up with playing the prostitute monica.

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Q: What record did Kim Kardashian as of late break?

A: First lady to have a wedding band with a greater carat size than her IQ!

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Q: How would you make Paris Hilton’s eyes twinkle?

A: Shine a spotlight in her ear.

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Q: What did Kim Kardashian’s correct leg say to one side leg?

A: Nothing, they’ve never been as one!

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Did you hear that wedding visitors who gave lavish endowments are suing Kim Kardashian? They mean to document an Ass-Action claim!

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Q: Why did Katie Holmes separation Tom Cruise?

An: Apparently, he’d been in A Few Good Men.

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Q: Why is Tom Cruise so agitated?

A: Because he is Holmes-less

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Kim Kardashian conceived North West. Does that mean the zone between her legs is the Northwest Passage?

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Q: Did you see Dolly Parton’s new shoes?

A: Neither did she.

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Q: What does Ellen DeGeneres cook for supper consistently?

A: She doesn’t, she eats out!

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Q: What did Lil Jon do when the tool shop representative attempted to offer him a light?

A: He “Turned Down 4 Watt”

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Q: What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in like manner?

A: Their last huge hit was the divider.

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Q: How come Mike Tyson’s eye’s water amid adoration making?

A: Mace

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