Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop?
An: A punctured Tire-annosaurus!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
A: Because the chicken wasn’t created yet.
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in an auto crash?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a broad vocabulary?
An: A Thesaurus
Q: What do dinosaurs have that no different creatures have?
A: Baby Dinosaurs.
Q: What kind of hardware does an ancient reptile craftsman use?
An: A dino-saw
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur cleans out it’s nose?
An: OUT of the way!
Q: What do your call a dinosaur with one eye?
Q: What sort of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
Q: What was the most adaptable dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex
Q: What makes more clamor than a dinosaur?
A: Two dinosaurs
Q: What’s superior to a talking dinosaur?
An: A spelling honey bee
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
Q: Where do ancient reptiles like to take some time off?
A: To the dino-shore
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
Q: What’s as large as a dinosaur, however, measures nothing?
A: Her shadow
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is a boisterous sleeper?
An: A Snore-a-sorus
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
Q: What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
An: A toothbrush
Q: What did the female dinosaur call her shirt making business?
A: Try Sara’s Tops
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 hooks on every foot and an individual stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won’t hear you
Q: Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus
Q: What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?