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Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop?

An: A punctured Tire-annosaurus!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

A: Because the chicken wasn’t created yet.

Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in an auto crash?

A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a broad vocabulary?

An: A Thesaurus

Q: What do dinosaurs have that no different creatures have?

A: Baby Dinosaurs.

Q: What kind of hardware does an ancient reptile craftsman use?

An: A dino-saw

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur cleans out it’s nose?

An: OUT of the way!

Q: What do your call a dinosaur with one eye?

An: Eye-saur

Q: What sort of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

Q: What was the most adaptable dinosaur?

A: Tyrannosaurus Flex

Q: What makes more clamor than a dinosaur?

A: Two dinosaurs

Q: What’s superior to a talking dinosaur?

An: A spelling honey bee

Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?

A: Tricera-cops

Q: Where do ancient reptiles like to take some time off?

A: To the dino-shore

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?

A: My-feet-are-saurus

Q: What’s as large as a dinosaur however measures nothing?

A: Her shadow

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is a boisterous sleeper?

An: A Snore-a-sorus

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex

Q: What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?

An: A toothbrush

Q: What did the female dinosaur call her shirt making business?

A: Try Sara’s Tops

Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 hooks on every foot and an individual stereo over his ears?

A. Anything you like, he won’t hear you

Q: Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?

A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus

Q: What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

A: Tomato-saurus

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