Q: What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
A: An irri-gator.
Q: Why shouldn’t you taunt an alligator?
A: Because it might come back to bite you in the end
Q: Did you hear about the crocodile who became a congressman?
A: He was an expert dele-gator.
Q: What do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat?
A: a jawbreaker.
Q: What do you get a girl that likes crocodiles?
A: All I got her is shoes.
Q: What is an alligator favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
Q: What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
A: An Instigator.
Q: What was the nerd alligators favorite programming language
Q: What do yuppie alligators like to drink
Q: What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A: A tail-gater.
Q: Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
A: He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Q: Why won’t alligators attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!
Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Q: What do alligators drink before a race?
Q: What’s worse than one alligator coming to dinner?
A: Two alligators coming to dinner
Q: Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Q: What do alligators call human children?
Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
A: A Navi-gator.
Q: Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
A: It’s filled with liti-gators.
Q: What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
A: I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!
Q: Why don’t alligators like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!
Q: How many arms have an alligator got?
A: Depends on how far he has got with eating his dinner!
Q: What’s the similarity between an Alligator and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator